The 2050 All-Time College Football Roster... of perfectly normal names. When you see all this raw, undeniable talent, you realize the NFL scouting process is a joke. It’s not about skill, it’s about having a name that strikes fear into the hearts of your opponents. I mean, look at this lineup! Coznesser Smiff (Rutgers), Elipses Corter (Alabama), NaQuillis Dillwad (LSU), and the legendary Bismo Funyuns (FSU). Followed by the defensive terror, Decatholac Mango (Georgia Tech) with that iconic beard, and the pure strength of Margatroyd Skittle (Louisville). And who could forget the agility of Quiznatodd Bidness (Tennessee) or the pocket presence of D'Pez Poopsie (Ole Miss)? It’s almost as good as Quackadilly Blip (Auburn), Goolius Boozler (The U), or the smooth moves of Bisquiteen Trisket (Michigan). The linebackers, Fa'artrell Cluggins (Arkansas) and Blairone Blashinton (Syracuse), are clearly first-rounders. The secondary is locked down by the dynamic duo of Cartoons Plural (Virginia Tech) and Jammie Jammie-Jammie (The Ohio State University). This sketch perfectly captures that moment when school is giving free food but you can only take one—and you have to pick the absolute most ridiculous item on the menu. Every name is a masterpiece of absurdity! Follow me for more Key and Peele clips!